The twilight zone

The other night I had a dream about Robert Pattinson. Awhile ago my Mother-in-law lent me the Twilight Saga and I was seriously obsessed for months. It was sick, but I had a major crush and felt that "new" love feeling. Sorry to all of you who had to listen to it. I don't know what it is about those books but they seem to hit everyone hard. My Mom is still making Edward references in normal conversation. Anyhoo, I think Robert Pattinson is hot, but I am in love with the literary Edward and Robert Pattinson as Edward...lipstick and all. I prefer to see him pale white with that creepy soul burning stare, almost like he is reading my thoughts...hmmm, maybe he is.

So the other night in my dream Bryan, me, Robert and his friend- who didn't have a face- were hanging out in my parents kitchen. Yes, even in my Robert Pattinson fantasy my husband is present. Somehow Bryan and Mr. Pattinson had gone to school together and were old friends. Which explains why Bryan now rejects our efforts to dress him like a British prep school guy. If you didn't know, Robert is a Brit. Are you following me? So in my dream I was talking about H&M and Robert said "I've never been to H&M, what is that?" and I called him out said "Uh yes you have, what about that shirt you were wearing in that one picture?" I was referring to the shirt in the photo above, and I have no idea if that shirt is from H&M or not. And that was about the bulk of my dream.

It was very exciting to meet him and I was slightly upset with Bryan that in my darkest hours of twilight obsessing he never told me he went to school with him! I know that other people's dreams never make sense to anyone, but I am a dream sharer, and I definitely want to remember this one! Bryan thinks Twilight tears relationships apart, but I think the other night I found a way for it to bring us all together!