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Open position in the model/events/body double category. I'm looking for a surrogate husband to stand in for photos. This is a part time position with a flexible schedule. Looking for a blonde hair, blue eyed, fun man in his mid 20's with a great smile. If you think this is you, please come to the interview dressed as you would for a dinner out with friends or a holiday with family. Must be comfortable as a third wheel. Salary is DOE. Actually it's really per photo, and if you don't smile or your eyes are closed it's on the house. Times are tough...

*Bryan doesn't want to be on my blog anymore...he says he doesn't want to be on the internet. It's hard to get him in a picture and even harder to get him to smile. Doesn't he see he is ruining my future family photos? I have this idea of looking back at photos of us getting our Christmas tree and I expect it to look like a JCrew photo shoot. I blame Martha Stewart for my unrealistic ideas of life and photography. Not to mention the fact that I can't even put photos into frames in the first place...