This little piggy went to California, this little piggy stayed home

I'm traveling to California in a few days to visit a friend and I'm a tad bit apprehensive about this swine flu. I'm definitely a hypochondriac so I'm taking precautions. By boss told me his doctor said to put Neosporin in and around your nose...I'm on it. I also gchatted my girlfriend yesterday for more info about the situation down there and this is what she said:

me: What are they saying about swine flu down there....is anyone worried?

Chelsi: when you step off the plane, you will be doused with an anti flu wash... don't be alarmed... it's for your own safety!

me: you're joking right?

Chelsi: haha! of course i am you dork!

me: okay that was a good one.

Chelsi: haha! i'm pretty clever.

Please excuse the goopy nose full of Neosporin when I arrive this week. It's for my own protection. Actually they may not let me on the plane at all thinking I have some sort of virus. Especially when I fall asleep with my mouth closed and blow a huge snot/antiseptic bubble...