I'm having a baby with Robert Pattinson

How many Google hits do you think that title will get?

I was out late last night at Wicked, so today all you get is a page of "what if". What if she had a baby with her husband like a normal person, BUT what if she had a baby with Robert Pattinson?

You know I love pasting people's heads on photos, so imagine my surprise when I came across the website Morph Thing.

Baby Pattinson

Baby Dz
(sorry Bryan, don't think there will be blue eyes in our family)

Baby Obama

I think my and Obama's baby looks a lot like little Sasha...

When being cheap is just disgusting

I came to the realization on Friday that I would be wearing open toe shoes and have not shown my toes any love in awhile. I've been scared to get a pedicure due to my broken toe (Bryan I don't care what you say, it's broken) so I've been layering on the L'Oreal Vixen...because I'm out of nail polish remover too.

I decided that during my lunch hour I would make a quick run to the nail salon for a pedicure. I Googled pedicures in my area, but my co-worker suggested the local beauty school...since she knows I'm cheap. Excellent. I love a bargain.

I walked in and they shuffled me straight to the back to a chair in the what I'd call the hair cutting area. I grabbed a magazine thinking I was waiting for one of those massage pedicure chairs to open up. I looked up to see a woman bringing out a Sally Hansen foot bath, you know the vibrating ones? I was scared to put my feet in it, but did it anyway because I'm one of those people that can't speak up. I will pay one day with foot fungus.

She then showed me my three nail polish colors in a Ziploc bag, and set to work. It was the slowest pedicure I've ever had. Normally I wouldn't mind, but I was uncomfortable with my surroundings and afraid my feet would shrivel up any moment. An hour and fifteen minutes later, when I thought the nail polish might be dry I said I had to leave...without the top coat she was about to apply.

I'm sad to say that it wasn't even a bargain. $20. More than my normal place. And the kicker is I tipped...because I'm a really nice person, or a moron. But I had a great conversation with the woman sitting next to me. She was getting a perm. She was quiet, but a great listener. Even let me take her photo.

Jaime and Mike's wedding

Friday we went to my good friend Jaime's wedding at Sodo Park. I was very excited about this wedding because I had never been to the venue before. It was gorgeous, as was the wedding. We had a wonderful time. Congratulations Jaime and Mike, have a great time in Italy!

The venue

Bryan chats up a pretty lady on the sidewalk

Schmancy water selection. After a glass of wine I could be heard

babbling about the lava lamp water dispensers.

Photo garland of the bride and groom. They were high school sweethearts!

Pretty bridesmaids dresses

Adorable flower girl and ring bearer

Beautiful bride and handsome groom

Lovely train. Kinda makes me wish I hadn't chopped mine off. Kinda Mom, I said kinda.

Married!

Chris and Janice, double fisting.

Vanessa, the wine connoisseur

Awesome appetizer tree, or signature drink tree, whatever you want it to be tree.

This particular tree had delicious fresh rolls on it.

Mark, Vanessa and Stephen

Steph and Richard

Nikki Kardashian and Bryan

Aww James, all married and happy.

Pretty updo

Best thing about weddings, kissing on command

Yummy cookie favors, made by the bride's new SIL

Bryan tries to guess what perfume Vanessa is wearing

First dance

Table cakes....seriously good.

The boys attempt to serve our cake

Cake massacre. Chocolate with cream cheese filling. So good.

Cute little kids looking out the window...until they saw my flash in the window!

Chris and Janice cut a rug....

Chris and Janice cut a rug, all night long.

Flashback Friday: We're not in Kansas anymore

Do you think the Wicked Witch of the West was from the West Coast? Probably not California, she was pretty pale. Pale green actually. It wouldn't surprise me if she was from Washington. First of all, they travel to the Emerald City, which is Seattle's nickname. And after the long winter season we endure, we're a pretty cranky bunch...almost wicked if you will. Perhaps she wasn't really wicked at all, just suffering from seasonal depression. After a few months of constant rain, sometimes all I can think about is a new pair of shiny red shoes too. I sympathize with her.

Which one's the good witch?

I'm going to see Wicked next week. I can't wait! Tonight is my happy hour buddy Jaime's wedding. Good luck James! And then it's a full weekend of re-siding the house. Hope you have a great weekend!

A little piece of paradise

I am mesmerized by this birds of paradise bouquet by

Kathy Wright & Company

Anyone having a tropical wedding where they might need an extra bridesmaid?

I'm a good one, I don't even care what the dress looks like ;)

Found on What Junebug Loves

Conversation in the car...

Andrew and Bryan playing Guitar Hero, Christmas 2008

Me: Who do you think the happiest person in the world is?



Bryan: I don't know, probably a gay man. They're always so upbeat.

7 ways to wear a dress

I was looking for some winter dresses to wear with tights and maybe those pretty pretty shoes from Urban Outfitters...remember those? Well I was buying a couple Christmas gifts on Etsy for the fam and came across a crowd pleaser. I'm a fan of jersey dresses because you can throw them in the wash, no dry cleaning necessary. Dress em' up, dress em' down. Everyone's happy.

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3 . 4

5 . 6

7!

or 7 ways to wear a sweatshirt? cozy.

this is adorable.

love that its sweatshirt material

lovely cowl neck, add a belt.

happy halloween!

don't you give gifts at halloween too?

all pretty things by Lirola on Etsy

What not to wear

We had another weekend of house projects. We're so exhausted that Charlie put himself to bed around 6pm. Bryan replaced all the windows on the house and proceeded to rip off all the siding and wrap the house. Now all we need is new siding.

I did what I could to help including, but not limited to... whining, feeding the crew (thanks for your help Dad!), killing spiders and acting as clean up crew. Sometimes moral support is tiring enough. Kidding, I did more than that. That siding didn't jump off the house on its own!

I snapped a few photos of the house to show you, but the real star of the show got in the way. Stacy and Clinton would have a hay-day with this one.

The house all wrapped...um darling, what are you wearing?

Can we get a close up please? Yep, that's a zip up!

Yea you are!