Last weekend we got effectively schnockered with friends, in which Bryan can not remember a thing. Lucky for me I was chasing wine with water and I do....mostly. I gave him a pass because he is light years behind the rest of us in embarrassing nights "like that".
The next morning he asked me a lot of questions...
Bryan: Did I deliver any Chuck Norris quotes last night?
Me: Uh no, thank God....why?
Bryan: Shoot! All night I was trying to work in "a giraffe was just a horse until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it in the neck"
Me:..... yea, guess there was never a good break in the convo for that one
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Ahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOMG, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! What an awesome goal to have! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHaha, too bad he couldn't squeeze that one in there... ha
ReplyDeleteYeah, not sure what the opener would be for that one... but I guess there's never a wrong time for Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteOMG. A giraffe was just a horse until chuck norris kicked it. Wow. It all make sense now. Evolution is Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteSee if you can work in the "evolution" and "chuck norris" into a good chuck Norris quote. I betcha that would be a good one to work in somewhere too ;)